Pratibha Patil sticking her right ear back on her face.

Pratibha Patil sticking her right ear back on her face.

Pratibha Patil discovering the world after the very complex hair transplant surgery.

Pratibha Patil discovering the world after the very complex hair transplant surgery.

Pratibha Patil frolicking merrily on the beaches of Goa.

Pratibha Patil eagerly waiting for the lights to get switched off.

Pratibha Patil teaching the kids how to kill using just the two hands.

Pratibha Patil teaching the kids how to kill using just the two hands.

Pratibha Patil feeling sweet about finally giving the award to somebody older than her.

Pratibha Patil comparing notes.

Pratibha Patil comparing notes.

Pratibha Patil suddenly noticing the alien creature eating Manmohan Singh’s cheek.

Pratibha Patil feeling confused about everything around her turning brown.

Pratibha Patil feeling confused about everything around her turning brown.

My name is Vaibhav Vishal.

I have been asked to add some sort of a disclaimer here so that I don’t get killed. 

I am sorry if this, or everything else in the world, affects your sensibilities and sensitivities. I don’t offend, disrespect, hurt, upset, molest or kill in real life. Most of the time.  I am sorry if I have become a different person in the virtual space.

I apologize to you, you, you and you. And I apologize to you, too, the one with an apology of a face. I also apologize to Mithun Chakraborty for Mimoh.  Now please don’t kill me, sirs.

I am @ofnosurnamefame on Twitter.