Pratibha Patil concentrating on juggling three imaginary balls - No wait, four, Five, SIX imaginary balls! - while keeping her eyes closed.

Pratibha Patil trying to remember where exactly has she seen this guy before.

Pratibha Patil trying to remember where exactly has she seen this guy before.

Pratibha Patil totally ignoring the big fat raccoon on the left that everybody else is getting scared of.

Pratibha Patil cracking a really funny fat and racist joke in her head.

Pratibha Patil cracking a really funny fat and racist joke in her head.

Pratibha Patil suddenly figuring that the bald guy isn’t wearing no pants.

Pratibha Patil suddenly figuring that the bald guy isn’t wearing no pants.

Pratibha Patil making a mental note of exchanging her old saris for new ones at the Big Bazaar Monsoon Dhamaka.

Pratibha Patil silently regretting not having Sat Isabgol the night before.

Pratibha Patil feeling not very comfortable shaking hands with her building watchman’s father in law.